I’d like to take a moment to give a big, warm fuck-you to Siskiyou County and about 89% of the people I ever met there. And I’ve just found another in my pocket! A little bit of lint on it, but this one’s for everybody who said I wasn’t active or ambitious enough. I’m not far, but I don’t need to be active or overly-ambitious. I need to be happy. And guess what? I’m building a kickass life right now! Weeding out the assholes and the people who were holding me back, and replacing them with some funky motherfuckers who make me happy, keep me up and encourage me to be creative.
Things aren’t perfect by any stretch of imagination, but comparatively, I’m on top of the goddamned world.
Who are you and how did you get in here?
I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith.
Whenever I’m feeling particularly shy or modest, I remind myself that the NSA has seen me naked.